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Kimmel Cottage Dildo

Beautiful and peaceful little rustic cottage. Located in the beautiful community of Dildo, this is where everything started with Jimmy Kimmel in 2019. The cottage was the place where all Kimmel producers and Guillermo enjoyed their time off after the filming in Dildo. We are also pet friendly!You will be please by the scenery this place have to offer you and his unique patio on the water, don’t forget to get your picture of the Famous Dildo sign,visit the Dildo Brewery at 5 min walking distance!

Timbercrest Country Chalet

Escape the busy lifestyle and relax in this cozy, country chalet. Nestled amongst the trees is a stunning two bedroom haven with a HOT TUB! Tastefully decorated boasting Newfoundland Wildlife & charm! Spacious bedrooms with king sized beds. The bathroom contains a jetted tub for your relaxation! We’re happy to offer a games room with Ping Pong, Fuse ball, board games & Corn hole!! Less than an hour from St Johns, 5 minutes to the Dildo Brewery & Inside Scoop Country Store Perfect getaway!

Seaview Vacation Home in Dildo, NL

Spacious accessible home in Dildo, NL, located just a short walk away from the waterfront, marina, gift shops, and the Dildo Brewery Co. & Museum. Only an hour west of St. John's, the picturesque community of Dildo has always been a go-to destination for visitors to Newfoundland and provides an excellent base for exploring the surrounding area. And don't forget to snap a selfie with the famous Captain Dildo mascot or the "Dildo" sign, showcasing Hollywood's sister city, donated by Jimmy Kimmel.

Sandy Cove Chalet's

It's All About The View! Whales, Tuna, Dolphins, Eagles, Seals and many more have been see from the deck here at Sandy Cove Chalet's. Perched 75' above the ocean, you'll see all the action on the Bay! The Blue at Sandy Cove Chalet's is a cozy mini chalet that everyone falls in love with immediately! With a loft bedroom you can see the sparkling light of Clarkes Beach right from the bed. Come for the view, come back because of the hospitality! Tax & Cleaning Incl. Multi day discounts. NL Tourism

Captain's Quarters - Oceanfront/ Private Beach

Enjoy your private seaside escape at Mermaid Cove Retreats. This oceanfront suite offers unobstructed views of the Atlantic, a spa-inspired four-piece bathroom, and thoughtfully curated, no detail missed. Wake to the rhythm of the waves, enjoy slow mornings, and settle into the stillness of the cove. Perfect for women, couples, or close friends seeking a quiet, intentional escape by the ocean. Shop the seaside studio by appointment, featuring handmade pieces created right here at the cove.

Vista Del Mare NL Oceanfront Sunsets• Pet Friendly

Welcome to Vista Del Mare! Wake up overlooking Trinity Bay, watch whales from the deck, and experience one of Newfoundland’s most beautiful coastlines. Located on the scenic Baccalieu Trail, Vista Del Mare is an oceanfront retreat where families, couples, remote workers,golfers, fishermen and adventure seekers come to reconnect with nature, spot seasonal icebergs, explore coastal hiking trails and enjoy unforgettable sunsets over the Atlantic. Pets stay FREE 90 minutes from St.John’s Airport

The Harbour Loft is your perfect getaway.

Looking for a serene place to stay? You just found it. Kick back , relax and enjoy this peaceful location. Enjoy your morning coffee/tea while overlooking beautiful Trinity Bay . We are a hidden gem along route 80, just 15 minutes from TCH at whitboune. You’ll find walking trails, heritage information and must visit neighbouring communities. We are less than 5 minute commute to the Dildo Brewery. In our community, you’ll find local bakeries and a multitude of restaurants.

The Picture Book Victorian House

Executive style home located in scenic Blaketown across from Dildo Pond only 5 minutes north to Dildo Brewery and 5 min south to TCH, Tim Hortons, A&W, Mary Brown's and Subway. Come and enjoy this private home with 3 bedrooms. The master bedroom is large with a king size bed. The other 2 bedroom, one has a queen bed the other a double. This home features a gorgeous sunroom that invites you to enjoy your morning coffee. This is a new home with a open concept.

The Bird House- 3 bed unique home with Hot tub

This unique place has a style all of its own and offers a stunning view of trinity bay. All 3 levels have 1 bedroom with there own bathroom plus amazing ocean view from each window. The lower level you will find all the floors are heated along with a heat pump and a wood stove for cooler nights and a hot tub outside. The top level consist the master bedroom with its own ensuite. Outside has a warp around deck so you can enjoy the sun and the ocean breeze from any angle.

Just Like Home

Welcome to a very large outdoor property, before entering into this beautifully renovated and spacious, older 2 story home! Step into a large open entryway. On the main floor you’ll find the kitchen, with all the amenities. The dining room, a comfy living room with a 50” TV. Bedroom #1, with a queen bed. A large main bathroom, with laundry facilities. On the second floor, bedroom #2 with a double bed, a half bath and a much larger bedroom #3, also with a queen bed!

Blue Moon Bus - Glamping in NL

Stay in a beautifully restored 1952 Western Flyer Military Bus transformed into a cozy glamping retreat. This unique stay blends vintage character with modern comfort, featuring heat, A/C, running water, a shower with propane on-demand hot water (short showers recommended), and a compact mini kitchen for simple meals. Thoughtfully designed inside, the Blue Moon Bus offers a warm, memorable space to relax and experience a one-of-a-kind stay.

The Peddle House

Forget your worries in this spacious and serene space, just footsteps from Trinity Bay. Watch the otters, play, and with a little luck, see a whale breach the calm waters. Launch your kayak, from the beach, located across the street. Less than 10 minutes from the town of Dildo, and the Trans Canada Highway. Just walking distance from the Old Shop boat launch, your gateway to fantastic cod fishing, during the summer fishery.